International House of Grammar
By the time you read this post, I will have taken my friend Cara to IHOP for the first time. She’s Swedish, you see, and not only are...
Turning Water into Wine
I love wine. If you didn’t know that, perhaps you’re one of the three people reading this blog with whom I’ve never interacted on social...
Don't Keep It in Your Pants
Allow me to begin with a short apology. Paying the rent and getting new passport stamps (Dubai!) has kept me away from this blog for too...
Bully Pulpit
BULLY (transitive verb): to treat abusively or to affect by means of force or coercion. When FDR was president, most Americans did not...
Posse in Effect
Do you ever get the feeling that the creators of the English language are just messing with you? Like, why are there so many words that...
Total Ellipsis of the Heart
Normal people don’t speak in complete sentences. They pause and stammer and vacillate and allude and do all manner of things which are...
Perfect Is the Enemy of Good
Years ago I had a boss who was very fond of the saying “Perfect is the enemy of good.” At twenty-two and unaccustomed to corporate-speak,...
How You Likin' the Reign, Girl?
It’s winter at the moment where I live in the Mid-Atlantic. There is very little rain this time of year and just enough snow to freak out...
It's Its Own Worst Enemy
Confession: It took me until about five years ago to get “it’s” and “its” correct on a consistent basis. It was one of those things that,...
Johnny Cum Lately
Newsflash! I edit a lot of erotic fiction. (Yay, me!) If that’s not where your interests lie, or if you’re reading this at your desk at...
